While Arsenal and Utd impress, we plod along

WE knew Everton’s reaction would be bad, but they surpassed themselves.

When they move to the outskirts, every Red will need a doctor’s appointment simply to confirm we haven’t gone deaf.

Moyes whined about snubbing an apology Clattenburg had no intention of making, while the poor dears revelled in the belief they’d got him banned from the Premiership — only to discover he had a UEFA Cup match and was due a break!