Abramovich will learn very hard lesson next season

LET’S have a quick run down; Frank Lampard is joining Juventus; Frank Lampard is joining Barcelona; Frank Lampard is joining Real Madrid; with José; and Essien; and Drogba.

Mourinho is going to Inter Milan; Abramovich is selling Chelsea because he is bored; Abramovich is selling Chelsea because he is skint; Abramovich is selling Chelsea because he wants to fund the Olympics in Russia.

I am sure I’ve missed a couple (of dozen).