So called dream final would be a nightmare

SOMETIMES the only thing you can do is laugh.

It was a miracle the three remaining English teams avoided each other in the CL draw, sparking media hype that the “dream final” is still possible.

And whose dream would this be? Hannibal Lecter’s? Make no mistake: a United-Liverpool final in Athens would be a security nightmare, with loons from both sides desperate to mix it on foreign soil.