You’ll never sleepwalk alone

UNLIKE my Mancunian counterpart, I’m rarely privy to inside information from the dusty corridors of Anfield.

Poor old Javier Mascherano seemed to have swapped one training ground for another and I was given numerous reasons why it took so damn long to sort this nonsense out.

Even though I was sworn to secrecy it’s probably not something you couldn’t have worked out for yourself. If certain details became public there’d be plenty of red faces.