We need a cure for travel sickness

DID you ever pretend you were a rock star in your bedroom as a kid? Pick up a tennis racket and whirl your arm like Pete Townshend? I broke a thousand light bulbs that way.

That’s the beauty of home: close the door behind you and be whatever you want to be.

Liverpool have played ten times at Anfield so far. Won 9, drawn 1, scored 25 goals. We reign supreme! Unfortunately there’s a big bad world out there into which we occasionally have to venture. I’m looking forward to the Emirates, where there’ll be 55,000 Gooners and 4,000 first-time buyers examining every cranny and testing the sound levels. If we’re impressed, we’ll take one!