Michael Moynihan: If Jerry Seinfeld was a sports columnist

'So, Proposal B went nowhere at Congress. I can’t say I’m surprised, because nothing with B on it ever wins friends, if you think about it'

Jerry Seinfeld

Seinfeld is on Netflix now.

I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, or maybe you have and you’re sneering a little because you moved on to Curb Your Enthusiasm long ago. I understand that, because I think the episode of Curb in which Larry is forced to go to an eight-year-old’s birthday party and ends up saying... well, check it out for yourself.