Living in the moment with Mick

What is that alien sensation you are experiencing? Could it be calm? Spring brings the one international break we almost look forward to. For fans, a spiritual retreat from the rigours and hysteria of the Premier League, an escape from the goading and trolling and the humdrum administrative work involved in filling out spreadsheets calculating likely points returns over the remaining eight games.

And for those who still have skin in the game in the Champions League, an essential period of respite from its concussive pandemonium. A mandatory rest while they complete return to play protocols.