Somewhere in a parallel GAA universe...

Hi Joe,

Granted I haven’t played in one before, but how big a deal can it be, really? The manager told us to keep a low profile, the flute, but the vet up the road asked me to stand in for a picture with the new bloodless emasculator he’s launching, so I did.

How was I to know the photo would get 8,000 likes on Twitter?