And the TSF award goes to...

Our super sleuth recognises the moaners and chancers and spoofers and stars of the season with his inaugural awards ceremony, writes The Secret Footballer.

And the TSF award goes to...

The Honey I Shrunk The Club Award:

Jose Mourinho for his groundbreaking work in the science of perspective.

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