Our super sleuth recognises the moaners and chancers and spoofers and stars of the season with his inaugural awards ceremony, writes The Secret Footballer.

Police have found bomb-making materials in a car park near Paris as part of an investigation into an "extremely dangerous terrorist cell" linked to an attack on a kosher grocery.

Youths torched 750 cars, stoned paramedics and burned a nursery school in a ninth night of violence that spread from Paris suburbs to towns around France, police said today.