Robbie Keane - A boy wonder out of time

Joe Duffy had just diagnosed Oliver Kahn with “DDD — Damien Duff Dizziness”. After hailing Ireland’s goalkeeper with the unforgettable tribute “Given by name, given by nature”, he thrust a microphone in Robbie Keane’s face.

“Robbie, listen to the crowd. Aren’t they great? Talk to them.”

Robbie: “What do you want me to say?”