What’s wrong with giving us a peek inside the mind of a player?

"Why did 58,000 people turn up today, Bishop?" we wondered out loud after yesterday’s quarter-finals at Croke Park.

“Bishop” is Paddy, or more commonly “Paddy The Bishop”, a long-time family friend and football devotee who does everything from A to Z in a changing room.

Known all over Ulster, and further afield, for his years of service to the GAA and for just being, well… about.