Sport left deflated in a toilet

Sometime in the future, when professional sport has been closed down altogether, people will probably look back at the time America’s finest legal minds produced a rebuttal website on behalf of the New England Patriots that contained these sentences:

“The report does not address whether one minute and 40 is consistent with the time it takes a gentleman to relieve himself, wash his hands, and leave. In fact it is.”

I’d imagine they will agree, more or less unanimously, that this was when they knew the arse had been torn out of things.