Raheem Sterling’s high jinks a legacy of Liverpool’s old Spice Boys

The pipes, the pipes are evidently calling Liverpool’s Raheem Sterling,

The pipes, the pipes are evidently calling the boy Sterling, but perhaps a read of “Men in White Suits” may convince young Raheem to go easy on the laughing gas, at least until his ‘advisers’ sweep the room for smartphones.

With Liverpool back at Wembley, yet convincing nobody they are making lasting progress, Simon Hughes’s new book reminds us how a group of footballers can be defined by a single image.