Making the most of Manchester’s domestic dispute

All set for another Super Sunday, everyone? 

For another humdinger from the ‘greatest league in the world’? For the latest episode of that popular, long-running northern soap, as two of the most storied clubs in England go head to head for the 169th time?

Yes, indeedy, roll on the Manchester derby — one of the most meaningless big games on the world fixture list this weekend.