A quiet word about Keano

And so it seems we have to talk about Roy – again.

Although, straight off the bat, this column accepts it will struggle to be heard above the bellowing of Joe Brolly (who referred to Keane as a “soccer-coaching Kardashian” and someone who “acts the clown” in press conferences) and Eamon Dunphy (who called Keane “a comedian” and insisted if a stop wasn’t put to his gallop, then “the Irish team is going to become a circus and a joke and it’s going to damage our results”).

Well, obviously, there can be only one solution. Altogether everybody: “Who do we want? Maurice Setters! When do we want him? Now!”