No racing certainties — even with a multi-trick pony

All-Ireland football semi-final day. Home in front of the telly.

Today there’s a choice: Montrose or Murdoch?

On the basis that we know RTÉ’s Gaelic football panel — Mr Grumpy, Mr Grumpier and Mr Trying Waaay Too Hard To Be Outrageous — very well, this is an afternoon for trying Sky Sports 3.