Thu, 29 May, 2014 - 01:00
Anyone who wants to enjoy a mind-altering experience but who doesn’t want to take hard drugs should take the following two steps:
Step One: Read the rules of gaelic football.
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CourtsSports ColumnistsPlace: DonegalPerson: DonegalPerson: Jim McGuinnessPerson: Joe McQuillanPerson: Fergal DohertyPerson: DohertyPerson: Christy ToyePerson: ToyePerson: Leo McLoonePerson: McLoonePerson: Odhran MacNiallaisPerson: McQuillanPerson: DerryPerson: Colm O’RourkePerson: David ColdrickPerson: DownPerson: Mark PolandPerson: Aidan McCroryPerson: PolandPerson: McCroryPerson: Mark DonnellyPerson: TyronePerson: ColdrickPerson: Niall MadinePerson: Danny McBrideEvent: Ulster championshipOrganisation: DerryOrganisation: Oak LeafersOrganisation: Poland