Why Becks is not Fergie’s type of guy

It was a mixed week for the personal grooming industry.

On one hand, football’s wise leader Sepp Blatter was drawn on his preference for Messi over Ronaldo, citing the latter’s greater hairdressing expenses in his reasoning.

A devastating warning to Ballon d’Or pretenders that Ibra might also heed — don’t fly your flag on a barber’s pole.