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In perhaps the most apt revelation since Hippocrates first studied human physiology, Stoke goalkeeper Asmir Begovic confirmed this week that he is still growing at the age of 26.

It seems Big Beggo shot up another 2cm in the last year and is now closing rapidly on comrade Big Crouchy, the only taller footballer operating in the Premier League.