Outrageometer unmoved

If this fine country has relied on anything in recent times, it is our certainty about what represents an Absolute Disgrace.

We have explored this area in some depth, often with the guidance of Joseph Duffy, and we have produced near unanimity on a long list of Absolute Disgraces.

This week alone, the chance that we might be denied the ability to purchase a certain brand of sausage was fast-tracked to Absolute Disgrace status, with little dissent, even from vegetarians.