Luis could end up in Italy or Spain

Vampire or pistolero?

Italy’s Gazzetta dello Sport couldn’t quite make up its mind about Luis Suarez yesterday. Good, bad and maybe ugly as well. In the end they plumped for a sort of Dracula-Tuco hybrid, like a Spaghetti Western set in Transylvania.

“It’s just the latest in the Uruguayan’s endless series of idiocies” said Stefano Cantalupi, who’s still just getting his head round the Paolo Di Canio row (“Fascist? Of course he’s a fascist. Didn’t you know?”).