Turning pro has spoiled stats game

At the end of last year this column took up the cudgels again in the GAA statistics battle, invoking Jorge Luis Borges in an effort to stimulate the debate.

(Because nothing stimulates debate like obscure South American writers — ed.)

Let me continue, please, before I get all up in your face with some Gabriel Garcia Marquez, yo. (Take the eye-rolling as implied — ed.)