A red card for our friend in the north

Dear Santa

A red card for our friend in the north

The end of the world, I mean. Just goes to show that you can’t trust anything that comes out of the mouths of that crowd up in Mayo.

I suppose we should all be grateful that another day has dawned but I’m bound to admit that, on a purely personal note, the failure of the final conflagration to materialise as predicted came as a bit of a blow.

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