One small step for footballkind

Seismic! Historic! Revolutionary!

The single greatest rule change for the grand old game since man first walked on the moon! Sorry, I mean since a man first felt over the moon.

Not wishing to pop anyone’s bubble, you understand, but I have two words in response to all the hype and hoopla surrounding football’s belated embrace of goal-line technology: ‘Thierry’ and ‘Henry’.