A big hand for the referee

In my hotel room in Tallinn the other night, I was casually channel hopping when up popped Ruud Gullit running the rule over the European Championship play-offs. “Estonia v Ireland, Ruud?” Big smile. “I just hope this one is not decided by a handball.” Cue laughter all around.
As if he needed any further reminding, Damien Duff had a particular reason to relive Paris recently, since our old friend Martin Hansson happened to be the man in the middle for Fulham’s 0-1 Europa League away defeat by Wisla Krakow. The game wasn’t without its refereeing talking point either, Hansson having seen fit to send a player off from each side but, given the Duffer’s long established practice of media body-swerving we have no idea if he took the opportunity to gently remind the Swede about the last time they’d shared a football pitch.