Extinction of dinosaurs will be live on Sky

ACCORDING to reports yesterday, Richard Keys is already in negotiations for a new gig in Qatar.

From Al Shearer to Al Jazeera, it’s one small step for a football talking head and one giant leap for the rest of us who will be spared his oily, not to say hairy, presence on Sky Sports from now on.

The same reports suggest that he could be bringing his mate Andy Gray with him, though I’m sticking with my prediction that the next time we see Gray on our television screens it will be as a contestant on ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here’, that fabled showbiz rest home for the disgraced and/or terminally bewildered.