Angry fans
I CAN assure Mr Keating, the deluded Spurs fan from last week’s column,
that Arsenal’s new stadium is far from being “stupid.” I suppose
the fact that it emphasises the vast gulf between our two clubs is why he’s
become so bitter. He also seems to know much more about safety and ticket allocation
for away fans than the Metropolitan Police, the Football Licensing Authority and
Islington Council combined!
He can’t sleep at night wondering whether
we will ever be able to host a high profile cup match at our ground. Whisper this
very quietly in front of a Spurs fan but there is a competition called the Champions
League (like the UEFA Cup, only with proper clubs, Patrick) and somehow we’ve
managed to host those matches at the Emirates this season. Oh, and as for him
not being able to wait to “stuff those fools” last Wednesday night,
I’d say the sight of our kids outplaying the Tottenham first team left him
feeling as sick as a plate full of dodgy Spurs lasagne!
I suppose a groundshare is out of the
question, then?



