The lines "Bond, James Bond" and "He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy" feature in a shortlist of favourite film quotes.

Wayne Rooney apologised to his Manchester United team-mates for his reckless lunge on Stewart Downing and has no plans to appeal the red card which he admits he fully deserved.

With another All-Ireland medal in his pocket, Henry Shefflin looked fairly relaxed after the game tonight. Why not? It was his tenth title, after all.

John Guidetti’s second-half strike gave Celtic a deserved 2-1 Premiership win over St Mirren in Paisley in a match of only sporadic inspiration and excitement.

Leinster 37 Cardiff Blues 23

Not fun, as it turns out.

Joe Brolly isn’t going to be pushed into changing his views about yesterday’s All Ireland final.

Everton 2 Crystal Palace 3

Manchester City 1 Chelsea 1

Leicester 5 Man United 3

We've seen quite enough of your chest rug at this stage Simon, thank you.

Connacht 10 Leinster 9

Salzburg 2 Celtic 2

Sunderland 1 Everton 1

Burnley 1 Hull 0

Under-fire Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers admitted his team lacked a killer touch in front of goal as they crumbled to defeat at Manchester United in Barclays Premier League action yesterday.

Brendan Rodgers watched Liverpool crumble to a 3-0 defeat at Manchester United and then admitted his men have lost the team ethos that nearly won them the title last year.

Dinamo Zagreb 4 Celtic 3

Liverpool 1 Basle 1

Sunderland’s shell-shocked players have offered to refund the cost of supporters’ tickets for their 8-0 Barclays Premier League humiliation at Southampton.