Growing up in Bishopstown sets you up for a lifetime of disappointment — just Ask Audrey  

It’s not easy being an agony aunt in Cork. I get a lot of letters asking if I know when the property market is going to crash. Most of them are from people whose parents are refusing to die at a reasonable age, so their children can inherit the house.

I feel for them in a way. There are houses in Bandon going for six figures. This is Alice In Wonderland stuff and there will be tears if the market crashes when these people’s parents are still alive.