How to deal with the storm of hair hitting your carpeting and hard flooring

Kya deLongchamps on the messes of tresses

The mutts will never be as downright fluffy and productive as my kid and I. Picture: iStock

There’s no denying it. I’m extremely hairy. My daughter is extremely hairy. It’s strange because I’m a bit obsessed with the amount of relatively short floof and dander my three dogs rain down on the floors and furnishings daily. 

Despite my whinging, at six inches at the shoulder, in terms of luxuriant quantity, the mutts will never be as downright fluffy and productive as my kid and I. When covid hit, and hairdressers became moonlighting superstars, their details exchanged in hushed whispers in car parks, I defiantly grew the pixie cut back to waist length.