The only thing missing from Judeville is someone to enjoy its pleasures

A HOUSE up for sale has a DIY store almost on its doorstep, but the proximity is of absolutely no use to any new owners — there’s nothing left to do or spend on the property.

In the Beatles song Hey Jude, the lyric went ‘take a sad song, and make it better.’ Taking a sad house and making it infinitely better is what the vendors of Judeville did.

The outside gives no clue as to what has gone on behind closed doors and the unremarkable facade.