Celebs hot for Cooleville

HOW appropriate that Bryan and Kerry 'Queen of the Jungle' McFadden are rumoured to being buying Cooleville in Co Tipperary.

Forget the Yeatsian allusions; the coolest couple in pop music are about to settle down in a Georgian mansion worth €2.75 million about half of their joint €6m wealth, according to the Sunday Times Rich List.

But hey, once you get used to eating mega-worms in the jungle, tins of beans are a small price to pay for a heavy mortgage.