26 resolutions for 2016

Christmas is usually taken up with trying to commit as many of the Deadly Sins as possible and New Year’s Day feels like stepping into the confessional box, waiting for a human man in a black robe to somehow magically dissolve all of your misdemeanours.
But let’s not get caught up in the semantics! I know that 2016 is going to be bring a brighter, better me; a me that will stop fantasising about throwing old people in front of buses because they’re walking too slowly.