Kenny roasted in freezer aisle on Croke Park shortcomings

Enda Kenny bit off more than he could chew at The Crusty Corner.

The Taoiseach hit the Meath East bakery at some speed during what is known in the business as a “fake’n’shake” — when a politician suddenly appears, faking interest in local problems, shaking hands, and then gets out of town as quickly as possible.

Sleepy Dunboyne was the first of four stop-off points for Mr Kenny’s sweep through the constituency, and he burst into The Crusty Corner like jam out of a doughnut.