Marry me ... again
JUST nine months after their divorce, footballer Ashley Cole allegedly wants to remarry his ex-wife, Geordie princess Cheryl: they have been photographed smooching, like a tabloid Burton and Taylor, all hair extensions and teeth.
The divorce was confirmed on Twitter, four years after their OK! magazine marriage. Should the happy-unhappy-happy couple remarry — they have been seeing each other for the past three months, according to the Daily Mail — there may be opportunities to sell ‘exclusive’ second-wedding photos to the gossip industry. How post-modern. Or is it?