Remember folks: A dishwasher can destroy a healthy relationship

Men seem to assume a dishwasher is an extension of a woman.

Herself should be doing the dishes, so she rigged it that a machine does it instead. But it’s very definitely HER machine, and a decent man wouldn’t lower himself to get involved with it

PUT three women in one room. Put three men in another room in the same house. Then ask yourself in which room a) more chocolate gets eaten, and b) the rugby match is playing.