Michael Moynihan: Struggling to secure an All-Ireland final ticket? Here are nine ways to get one

Remember that person you really didn’t like in primary school? Swallow your vomit and make that call

Cork supporters celebrate after the GAA Hurling All-Ireland Senior Championship semi-final match between Limerick and Cork at Croke Park in Dublin. Picture: Stephen McCarthy/Sportsfile

First things first.

I don’t have any. None. No prospect of any. Not a sign, not a sniff, not a whisper. Check my pockets, check my phone. Not a sausage.