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Just as you shouldn’t drink and drive, you should always be sober when addressing the acquisition of a tattoo. Picture: iStock

One piece of advice for Leo, now that he’s announced that freedom from high office has put the longing on him for a tattoo. 

Just as you shouldn’t drink and drive, you should always be sober when addressing the acquisition of a tattoo.