Terry Prone: I'm a celebrity... Get me out of any chance of taking responsibility for my actions 

It seems that this is the drill: Get lucky, get famous, lose contact with the real world, make crazy damaging decisions, make an 'apology' without making amends. Repeat.

Former minister and sitting MP Matt Hancock says he is participating in 'I'm a Celebrity' to make amends. What's not entirely clear is exactly for what, to whom, and how he is making amends. File picture

You don’t want your boyfriend or husband to decide the size of your boob job, according to the cosmetic surgeon on the radio. Not that he called it a boob job, although he didn’t seem to be greatly bothered when Sean Moncrieff called it exactly that. 

Nor did Dr Ahmad Salman express strong views on feminist autonomy. He just said his breast enhancement was likely to outlive the boyfriend or husband. Which is, you have to admit, a fresh approach to marketing.