Terry Prone: Checking out from a surprise short staycation — with added scans

A short spell in hospital if you’re not writhing in agony is like being on a plane

I can’t exactly ring Pat Kenny and ask: “Did I seem normal to you while I was losing my memory on your show?”

SUNDAY

This budget is going to be a 24- hour wonder because whatever anybody gets will be eaten by inflation. Like treating yourself to a hamburger and having a seagull nick it as you walk home.