Terry Prone: Invader Cat has me feline fraught as I prepare for Percy Pig shortage

Nothing against Leitrim, but it's far enough away to stop Invader Cat finding his way back to me, writes Terry Prone

Mon, 11 Jan, 2021 - 07:45

Day 94

Please consider this a public appeal. For tranquilizer darts. I need to purchase some, plus whatever gun propels them. I do not wish to do anything illegal and will take out a license if required, but I cannot live any more with Invader Cat‘s depredations. He has now taken to coming into my house, climbing the spiral staircase and invading my bedroom. This fat furry barrel has a hell of a turn of speed when I spot him and threaten death and destruction, Nothing is an obstacle to him getting out, including me. The bloody thing is going to break my hip and kill me.