Suzanne Harrington: Downward dog trip stretches digital detox

You know when you take teenagers somewhere amazing — a breath-taking mountain, an astonishing beach, a bucolic idyll — and they fall to the floor, wailing, because there is no wifi? Reader, I am that teenager.

I have no wifi. Through every fault of my own, I have no wifi. I have taken myself to a remote place, far from real life in a distant time zone, for yoga reasons.