Opening Lines: Spotify is up in the cloud and when you want a song it comes down via tiny devils who don't pay tax

Warning: this may contain traces of someone talking about vinyl. May cause eyerolling if dose is exceeded. We got a record player. So for the first time in maybe 15 years, I’m playing records. It’s all starting to come back to me.

Like the cost! There are some records from the early 80s with price stickers still on and they cost a fine fat figure of £3.99. To put that in perspective, in 1984 you could have got married for £3.99. The old motor skills start to kick in.