Not everyone can be as perfect as Mr 93% himself

NORTH KOREA may not really have detonated an H-Bomb, but Enda Kenny has certainly dropped the Lie Bomb — and with little aplomb, writes Shaun Connolly

Ever the modest ex-teacher, Mr Kenny marked his own forray into the fields of surrealist fantasy fiction titled “What I Did When I Was Taoiseach”, and awarded himself a remarkable 93% success rate.

Yes, Enda used your money to produce a dodgy dossier on his time in power telling you how lucky you are to have him as your leader because he has achieved almost 100% of the things he promised you.