The endless reign of his Endaness is upon us

Our glorious Taoiseach believes this nation’s little people would be happy for him to remain at the helm well into the 2020s, with his ‘regime’ following a path similar to that of the Kim dynasty in North Korea.

Behold, the endless reign of his Endaness is upon us.

Like the North Korean Kim dynasty, it seems the little people do not have much of a say as Mr Kenny (or should that be Mr Kimmy?) already believes a thankful nation wants him to remain their glorious helmsman well into the 2020s.