“I’d feel sorry for babies if they didn’t have it so easy”

EVERY time I see a baby, I think to myself “I want your skin, newborn”.

I would never say that out loud. Most people are not so considerate and say all sorts of wild things to babies. Lucky for babies, they don’t understand language.

It must be scary enough having giant, animated eyes right up against your face when you’re strapped in a high-chair, without taking in the vivid description of what your cuteness will lead to.