My prediction for turning world into a better place

WELCOME, then, 2013.

You’ve got work to do. Yes, you, 2013. After our reprieve from global apocalypse, this is the year you make things happen. These include:

The global abolition of theocracies, so that it becomes impossible for any organised religion to influence any state constitution. Tolerance and harmony ensue. Those who resist — fundamentalists from all denominations — are humanely relocated to a specially designated area in Kyrgyzstan, where they take part in a new interfaith reality survival show, Strictly Come Denouncing.