“Let’s play things you’d least expect your spouse to say”

THURSDAY night and my husband and I are in bed. We’re both wearing reading spectacles for the first time.

I’m finding it hard to look at my husband in his. I’d also prefer it if he didn’t keep looking at me in mine. In all, I’m not sure about our new bedtime look. I fear it might be a bit Darby and Joan.

He glances at me sideways from his lap-top and says “you look clever in yours”.