Willy-nilly rows and hard truths of Dáil life

From the ‘people-get-paid-to-do-this?’ department comes a study published in the respected academic journal Personality and Individual Differences.

Written by Ulster-based Professor of Psychology, Richard Lynn, the paper sets out the average penis sizes of 113 nationalities.

Lynn has previously made some controversial claims about the intelligence levels of various races, but this hard data is bound to hurt many men in their special place.